I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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