He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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