There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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