Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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