i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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