Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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