I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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