My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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