I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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