did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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