No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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