Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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