his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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