just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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