? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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