is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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