Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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