I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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