are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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