So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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