I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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