yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
