Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Ketchup is God's man juice
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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