There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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