HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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