For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My pussy is not your playground.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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