Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
