Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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