North Korea, Best Korea!
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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