what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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