My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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