Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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