Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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