how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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