their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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