i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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