Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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