Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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