is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So much rum. So many feels.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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