I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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