My girlfriend figured out who you are.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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