At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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