every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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