try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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