The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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