You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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