Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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