spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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