On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
