brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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