Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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