I'm really into asian looking animals
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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