Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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